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If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

Posted 11 hours ago


I have seen the future.

(Source: best-of-imgur)

Posted 11 hours ago


*uses panorama to take dick pic*

Posted 11 hours ago



mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes


(Source: camcyon)

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white australians have this thing where they seem to think that the dehumanization of aboriginal people was a hundred or so years ago
like no
up until 1967, aboriginal people were legally classed as fauna
they weren’t considered people at all 47 yrs ago
that’s not long ago at all

fun fact you used to be able to hunt them :T

that’s real fucked up

Posted 11 hours ago


me: i love you

you: ilyt


Posted 11 hours ago


60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation.